Be Kind.

Hey, I have no idea how long its been, but im back babes

ierohero:

ierohero:

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

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zagreus:

recoil-operated:

zagreus:

madmanswords:

zagreus:

the-macra:

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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colourofoctober:

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

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theconcealedweapon:

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metroid-fusion:

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bobson-dugnut:

bobson-dugnut:

THIS GUY!!

bobson-dugnut:

I’m eternally fascinated by the design of the dinosaur shoes in Theodore Rex

I can’t make my mind up whether it’s genius! Either way I love them

your wish is my command!

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